Greetings from KFC Biscuit

Hello and welcome to my blog. I am KFC Biscuit. I was born on February 2nd, 2009. I currently reside in the bottom of a refrigerator door.

I haven't changed much since then. I have not turned green, I have only hardened. Such is life living below a bunch of condiments. I have seen many friends come and go over time. Turkey Lunchmeat, Lettuce Head, Slice O' Cheese, and the occasional visit from BK Fry Sauce.

Today I had to say goodbye to a dear friend, who began to stink up the place. Sir Loin Steak had been here less than a week. He arrived in a family pack, and one by one, his relatives were abducted by The Hizzy Beast, for reasons I can only imagine in my scariest nightmares. I only know they do not return.

I recall when I arrived, the awful horror as I watched my biscuit buddies torn from our folding home. Why I was left to survive, I do not know. I can only be thankful that The Hizzy Beast took mercy on my once fluffy soul. I remember multiple beasts that night, I'd occasionally see one peer over our home, grabbing another one of us. I watched Bernie Biscuit eaten right above my golden top, crumbs falling over me like a blizzard on a cold January afternoon. Just thinking of it is enough to flake my brittle edges.

But here I am, in the door of the fridge, seeing light from time to time, as The Hizzy Beast checks in on me. Every time a little more spooked, wondering if this is my time to go. I can only enjoy to the fullest, all I can until that fateful day.

I hope to be able to escape during the night occasionally, to post blogs and keep you updated.

Until next time, butter up.

KFC Biscuit